We are sorry but, this sketch does not exist.

It's not pinin'! It's passed on! This sketch is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! Its metabolic processes are now 'istory! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off it's mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-SKETCH!!!

Monty Python (sort of)